If you’re into semi-softcore porn of half-naked guys wrestling, then the latest homoerotic advertising series for A&F
is for you! Wet, shirtless, sweaty male models get down and dirty on the ground in showers/gyms/pools: subtlety is no longer a concern. Though titles such as “Basketball Is What Boys Do During Men’s Wrestling Season
” may leave you scratching your head.
These videos are so gay, they’re like amateur porn film shot at Goodhandy’s with a black-and-white filter and a bunch of drag queens lip-synching The Sound of Music
in the background. They’re like walking into an actual A&F store that’s hosting a fly event with Lady Gaga's "Born This Way" playing in the background on a loop. They’re like if you took gay porn, a bathhouse poster and James Bigwood’s Pink Narcissus
, put them in a blender and then called it a marketing campaign.
And they are glorious.