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God, in his It Getteth Better video, says he's 10 percent gay

Fifteen percent when he's looking at pictures of Ryan Reynolds

10.24.2011

This is hilarious. This viral video is a plug for God’s memoir, The Last Testament (ghostwritten by Daily Show writer David Javerbaum), and it helps to clear up many religious misconceptions. The most glaring being the fact that if we are made in his image, then that clearly means God is, like, 10 percent gay. Also, Noah was bisexual and the Garden of Eden was tended by Adam and Steve, because who would trust such an important landscaping project to straights?


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