Legend goes that Lady Gaga and Joan Rivers once crossed paths, had a fierce diva battle, then engaged in even fiercer makeup sex. Born of this union was a trash-mouthed, flamboyant socialite puppet named Lady Gomorrah: “I have done everything from LA to Wawa, Ontario,” says the fisted sister. “The third anniversary party is my first time officially hosting Sodom.” She anticipates a divine mega-show at Sodom: Olympus. “Nikki Chin is Hades, Igby Lizard is Poseidon. A very untucked show! Especially with super-hottie Shane MacKinnon as Zeus pole dancing.”

There will be a Midas gold-glitter temple, and creative collective Barbara Shears & The Sure Things are setting up a Greek bathhouse station, “treating people to ancient spa techniques and telling fortunes.” Sodom is a perfect time to show off mythical costumes and, more importantly, to check out the Adonises barely wearing them.

Rog Carrier describes a favourite party memory, when he met a cute guy with tattoos: “We danced, drank and were some of the last people out of the club, only to realize that he possibly left his bag inside.” Try as they might they weren’t able to get back in, but Sodomites are known for their full-service hospitality. “He was from out of town and had everything in there. With nowhere to go, I took care of him until the next morning.” — Michael Lyons

Sodom: Olympus is Sat, Aug 18 at 10pm at Goodhandy’s, 120 Church St. $7 till 11pm, $10 after, $5 for students. sodom.ca