I didn't watch the Academy Awards on account of not being bothered. Really, though, who needs to watch the Oscars, since every single person on Facebook feels the need to give a play-by-play? So I spent the evening being productive, taking breaks to check in and see people commenting about how boring Billy Crystal is and how not-interesting the evening was. I definitely feel like I missed a lot.
So if you're like me, you didn't see The Descendants
or The Help
(and only saw The Iron Lady
because you can imagine nothing better than Streep as a fabulously dressed, demented, butch English woman), and the Oscar hype tires you out, why not check out Queerty's list of LGBT movies the Oscars ignored