I’m going to level with you: I don’t wear Andrew Christian underwear. For one thing, I’m cowed by the ads that make it look like the only way you can look good in a pair of AC skivvies is if you have the body of a male model (or gay pornstar, but what’s the difference really?). Also, the idea of “anatomically correct” pouches seems . . . bizarre. I wear underwear to keep my anatomy contained, thank you.
Third, as someone in a tenuous financial situation, buying a single pair of underwear for $25 is somewhat unjustifiable. I’m an H&M kind of guy when it comes to undies. Cute, affordable, functional (it keeps my anatomy right where I want it).
But that doesn’t mean I can’t enjoy AC’s underwear ads. I mean, David Beckham’s great and all, I guess, but compared to “F*ck You Betta,” his underwear ad is like looking at granny panties in a Sears catalogue.
Though can I just say: these boys can’t lip-sync for shit.