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VIDEO: Have a gay ol' Halloween

The Onion shows you ways to mask your son’s effeminacy

10.11.2012

Halloween is a gateway drug to homosexuality. What other holiday promotes flamboyance and gender bending? How many impressionable young men do you think will dress up as the Ermergerd Gersberms girl this year? A parent’s worst fear.
 
Thankfully, The Onion, always a bastion of reason and common sense, has these helpful tips to mask your son’s effeminacy. Because there’s nothing gay about soldiers.

The video is a couple of years old but nevertheless relevant.


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    • Douglas
      12/29/2012 2:56:30 AM
      Say, Mimi, your real first name wouldn't auclalty be Marianne Would it?As in, Boulder's own fantasy girl detective, author of such inanities as CHILLING EFFECT and DELIVER UP THE BODY???THAT Mimi Wesson?If so, the picture of yourself you've posted on your University of Colorado web page—Brandoesque black leather jacket, legs splayed to accommodate a motorcycle too large to be reasonably handled by someone thrice your size—might just say all that will ever need saying about the quality of your feminism, dearie.
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