Hard to make boy bands any gayer, but it’s happened
I am not a One Direction fan, though I do wish I at least knew enough about the band to assign them each their Spice Girl alter ego. (I think it’s perfectly clear Niall Horan is Baby Spice, and Louis Tomlinson looks a bit like Posh.) Admittedly, the members of this English boy band are cute in a twinky, jailbait sort of way, but they’re just too shmarmingly heterosexual.
Though let it not be said there isn’t balance in the universe. For every gag-inducing, straight-laced, bubblepop music video, the gays provide the antidote.
A group of gay boys who call themselves One Orientation have graced the internet with a spoof of One Direction’s “What Makes You Beautiful,” where they give a tongue-in-cheek, stereotypical, irreverent list of things “That Makes You Homosexual.”