I was so caught up in the Valentine’s Day excitement (gag) that I almost forgot: Lady Gaga has announced her 110-show world tour of the Born This Way Ball, the successor of the Monster Ball Tour. Mother Monster, aka Jo Calderone aka Yuyi the mermaid (?), will kick off the tour this coming April in South Korea.
Gaga’s producer, Fernando Garibay, described the new tour as an “exaggerated” version of the Monster Ball, which is most likely the aesthetic equivalent of adding an army of 10,000 drag queens to the Pride parade. No news yet on when she’ll be riding the road to love into TO, but with her stage plans for the new tour, she'll certainly be giving the ACC a makeover: