What is the best advice you have ever been given?
Don’t get caught.
If you had three wishes, what would you wish for?
No apologies: I’d wish for limitless cash, eternal health, and the last one is a tossup between Corner Gas (and its spinoff shows) forever going off the air or for a smaller penis because I have a really hard time wearing skinny jeans and not looking like a massive pervert.
If you could be an animal, which would it be?
I would be either a bowerbird or a shark (I’m a Gemini — I like dual answers).
If you could choose to have dinner with five people — real or fictional — who would you invite?
Alan Watts (brilliant and charismatic), David Sedaris (brilliant and hilarious), Childish Gambino (brilliant and knows how to party), Terry Gross (brilliant and would have great stories), a young, naked Marky Mark (hot).
What’s your favourite piece of clothing?
I wear my grandmother’s high school ring every day. It’s solid gold and the coolest piece of jewellery I’ve ever seen. If I ever lose it, I will fucking die.
Favourite place to hang out in the city?
I really love the west-end parks when it’s warm.
Top faves are probably 3 Speed, the Emmet Ray and Reposado. I love whiskey and tequila.
Is there anything you’re dying to tell Fab readers?
Trans guys are hot! Open your minds.