FAB Guy: Kash

Age: 33 | Sign: Gemini

Drasko Bogdanovic

What is the best advice you have ever been given?

Don’t get caught.

If you had three wishes, what would you wish for?

No apologies: I’d wish for limitless cash, eternal health, and the last one is a tossup between Corner Gas (and its spinoff shows) forever going off the air or for a smaller penis because I have a really hard time wearing skinny jeans and not looking like a massive pervert.

If you could be an animal, which would it be?

I would be either a bowerbird or a shark (I’m a Gemini — I like dual answers).

If you could choose to have dinner with five people — real or fictional — who would you invite?

Alan Watts (brilliant and charismatic), David Sedaris (brilliant and hilarious), Childish Gambino (brilliant and knows how to party), Terry Gross (brilliant and would have great stories), a young, naked Marky Mark (hot).

What’s your favourite piece of clothing?

I wear my grandmother’s high school ring every day. It’s solid gold and the coolest piece of jewellery I’ve ever seen. If I ever lose it, I will fucking die.