What is the craziest thing you've ever done?
Joined the military on a whim and didn't tell anyone until I was about to leave for basic training.
If you had three wishes, what would you wish for?
Rainbows, puppies and weed.
What is the best advice you've ever been given?
My mother once said to me, "Keep your dick in your pants and you will stay out of trouble." I didn't listen.
Where's the wildest place you've had sex?
On a Canadian destroyer ship, during rough seas in a storage space.
What's your biggest turnoff?
Guys who send pics of their dirt star on Gindr.
What are you most proud of in your life?
Overcoming my fear of really long forskin.
If you could be an animal, which would it be?
A dirty pig.
What's the last song you downloaded?
"Smell Yo Dick," by Riskay.
Favourite place to hang out in the city?
Hot Box Café in Kensington Market.
Favourite Piece of clothing?
Does a butt plug count as clothing?