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fab together - issue 375


 


Tara Riser & Penny Tration – Until the money runs out

“When I saw those rubber bins on my floor, I knew they weren’t just permanent environmentally but also permanent in my home.”

One day, while browsing the racks, Tara Riser (left) reached for the same DVD as Penny Tration (right). They decided to rent it together and went back to Tara’s apartment. After being baffled as to why the DVD wouldn’t play in the VCR, they decided to have sex instead, just to pass the time. What was their first kiss like? “It was like licking an empty ashtray,” admits Tration. “It was like licking a full ashtray,” says Riser. Tration says what she likes most about Tara is her “ability to score free cab rides.” Riser adds, “What I like most about Penny is the fact that she wears practically nothing, which is more marketable out on the street.” What do they like least about one another? “When Tara swears at Catholic school children,” answers Tration before Riser interrupts, “I hate when Penny speaks.” When they’re not reading to the deaf or teaching Tae Bo to the disabled, Riser and Tration like to play with their pussies, Mr Whiskers and Gus. Riser and Tration both agree, in or out of dresses, they just seemed like a good fit.



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Matt Cassano

   


 


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